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BUILDING THE PERFECT BOYFRIEND
Category:  Life

Yesterday, Super Jabs wrote about his perfect woman -- basically, tits, ass, and a mute button to shut her up. So, in the interest in showing two can play at that game, I decided to say what I personally would like in a man.

Sense of humor

One more guy with the personality of a block of cement, and I swear to God I'm going postal. Seriously. I don't want to hear about Barack Obama or the war in the middle East or why you hate all of your co-workers. Not exhaustively. I've been known to put a boyfriend on speaker and let him ramble when he became way too negative (and boring). Make me laugh. Ask me about my day. Tell me what you did at work and maybe teach me a thing or two. But quit bitching. Just stop it! It causes wrinkles. (Not in you, in ME!)

Performance

It's called foreplay. Look into it, guys. When we were 16, you all knew how to do it. Of course, back then all we had was foreplay! You may THINK you're taking your time, but I'm here to tell you...you're not.

Go-Away Button

Jabs wants a mute button to shut her up. I want a go away button for him to get out of my hair so I can have some "me" time every now and then. Isn't football on or something? And, while we're at it, can I have a fast forward button for those times he picks a fight about something stupid I care nothing about? Let's fast forward to the makeup sex. Fighting is a waste of perfectly good energy... I can put that energy to other uses.

Built-In Flat Panel TV

Maybe a little surround sound too. That way he can watch the game while we get out in the world. Yes, I know it's tough to drag your butt off the sofa for an hour between Friday at 5pm and Monday at 8am, but the world does not exist inside your TV set. I prefer to live my life, not sit around watching others do it. Instead of watching football, how about let's PLAY some football? Tackle, anyone? ;-) Besides, if he has a built in TV, sometimes I can go to the movies and actually see what I want to see, anything that doesn't involve car chases and gunfights for two hours.

Chest

I won't go into the detail Jabs did because I'd risk being called shallow. Apparently it's okay for a man to say these things but not a woman. So my perfect man would have a huge beer belly, no hair, and looks like someone's grandpa. (Yeah, RIGHT!) I'll just name one body part, the most important:

His chest. Mmmmmmm.... Okay, that's the second most important body part. The most important body part, the most useful part to me is his...

his......

EYES

What did you think I was going to say? Pervert!

It's all in the eyes. The eyes tell you a lot about people. Ever see someone who looked dead inside? Could you fall for him? First and foremost, he needs to have a fire in those eyes and when he looks at me, I should feel it all the way to my toes. His eyes should light up when he laughs...and hopefully he'll laugh often. Sometimes his gaze will feel like a gentle caress but then sometimes he'll have such desire in them, it will shake me to the core.

Okay, scratch all that other stuff. I just want THAT man. The one with the eyes!

happy, its soo nice to be happy!!!

happy!!!!yes i am, rex like the video that i make and upload on you tube..its really nice sweety and awesome!!!yes...it feels soo good inside..after i talked to rex, i chat with her sister roxanna from texas and she said, oh eda, i love the video, how did you do that girl??oh, you make my mom happy girl and my mom said its nice..oh, that was the reason why i am happy..if you want to check the video, heres the link ok??search for eda and rex ..check this out ok??thanks guys and have fun!!!!

heres the url..pls click the link..yeehheeyyy!!!kabalo na ko mohimo video..hehehhe..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVUdOCzc0gM

thank you and i love you!!!

ahhhhhh, its been a month since rex went back to afghanistan...more months to wait to see him again..i miss you soo much sweety...i know were not gonna see each other this november cause you have to see your mom and your family back in texas..its ok,distance is not a hindrance for the love that we feel for each other..

ive been soo thankful for the developing technology, on which i can communicate with him anytime that i want..after rex left davao and kissing me goodbye, i though it was the end of the happiness that i felt..i though that, that goodbye will be forever..but i was wrong...i realized that it is just the continuation of our love story..

i love you soo much sweety, and you will always be the sweetest guy and the love of my life..i missed you soo much..and thank you for all the love that you gave to me..thank you for the email that i received from you everyday and thank you for the morning call, your lunch time call and for the good night call..i love you..

who is slut???

somebody call me a slut..lets see the definition of a slut..

Slut is a pejorative term for a person (usually female) who is more sexually promiscuous than is socially acceptable. The term has traditionally been applied to women and is generally used as an insult or offensive term of disparagement. Slut has also been reclaimed as a slang term in the BDSM, polyamorous and gay and bisexual communities. It may be used by the person concerned as an expression of pride in their status, or as an expression of enviousness in the "success rate" of others. The term is not interchangeable with whore or prostitute as those terms denote a person who engages in sex for money.

that is a slut...now,this girl who call me slut is actually a girl who had work in japan...for those who dont know me, i spend my youth to go to different school..lol..its ok, i love to go to school..anyways, i was comparing myself to her and what i see is that going to different school with different courses can be a slut??or maybe work in club surrounded with boys and get drunk and smoke can be a slutt??now, here is my question, not hair..lol..who cn be considered as slut in the kind of lifestyle we use to??nobody have the rights to insult me..especially you!!cause i dont see your improvement or success yet!!you just went to other country, but it doesnt mean that you can insult me at all..its nice you learn something there..but unfortunately you dont know who should be called slut..is it me??or you??

ciao people...next blogs again....

im just boreeeedddddddd

ahhhhhhhhh, im just tired..i just woke up and feel soo lazy today...a lot of things to do now and i have to cheer up!!!nahhhhhhhh, i just want to go back to sleep..this is just craziness!!nothing to do.. i just woke up to make a blog...hahahhaha..what else i am going to do right now???well, i gotta go!!maybe i will just play with my stumpy...lol..byeee see yah...next time im gonna make a blog with sense..lol...